“Punch Up Your Marketing”

Hi, my name is Abijah Christos and I punch up marketing materials for:

Frustrated business owners who get little to no results from their marketing and feel like their setting money on fire...

Nervous startup founders who struggle to keep the lights on and need to make maximum money in minimum time...

Fearful marketers who are about to lose their jobs because they can’t deliver real measurable results...

Since 2009 I’ve generated hundreds upon hundreds new customers, and over 1.3 million dollars in sales for my clients (from house painters to tech startups, dance instructors to dentists, sandwich shop owners to lawyers).

Using a scientifically proven method of ad writing (know as Direct Response Copywriting), I’m able to boost your response rates, lower your marketing costs, and generate new, high-paying, easy to work with customers – fast.

4.7 ★★★★★
By Judah P. (Mutual of Omaha Insurance | Lynnwood, WA)
“Abijah was able to set 50 new appointments with prospective clients, and the gross revenue from his services was near $10,000. I would recommend his services to anyone.”


Get blazing fast rewrites that increase the selling power of your:

Websites – homepages, blog posts, sales pages, etc.

PPC Ads – Facebook, Instagram, Google, Bing, Reddit, etc.

Emails – welcome emails, newsletter emails, sales emails, etc.

Print – sales letters, postcards, flyers, brochures, business cards, etc.

Each rewrite will strengthen your:



1 Available 7 Days a Week, From 9am to 9pm (PST). I’m usually not available before or after these times, but you’re always check :-)

2 Unlimited Project Requests for $99/month. You may request unlimited projects, one at a time. Once your current project is completed, you may request a new project.

3 Rewrites Are Done via Live (Text) Chat. This allow us to collaborate, ask questions, and share feedback in real time – which improves the quality of your rewrite, and increases the speed of delivery. No phone calls or emails.

4 100% Money Back Guarantee. Your 1st month’s subscription comes with a 100% money back guarantee. So if you’re not completely satisfied, just let me know and I’ll refund everything you paid. No questions asked.

5 No Long-Term Contracts. There are no long-term contracts or commitments. This is a month to month service, and you’re free to come and go as you please.

I’m fair and I’ve found that my monthly clients are as well. I support a reasonable number of requests per client and I will let you know if you’re stretching the friendship.


To get started, click the button below and:

Sign-Up For An Account by entering your contact information on the next page

Activate Your Subscription with a payment of $99 for your first month of service

Take A Quick Quiz About Your Business so I have all the information I need to help you

Once you’re done, we’ll hop on Live Chat and begin your first rewrite. Click the button below now to get started: